story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
Last night was hella fucking crazy. I learn stuff about my old “innocent” friends. Lol. Not so innocent anymore with all their dirty little secrets. While under the influence some were motherly-like, others were ghetto as fuck and the rest just wanted to cuddle. Oh my friends ❤ I would of never EVER thought they would be like this.
cosmo sex tip #206
During sex, lean close to your partner and seductively whisper
“yabbadabbadoo”
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
